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Welcome to Genesis.
C:\> login God
Password: almighty
Incorrect Password.
C:\> login God
Password: eternal
Incorrect Password.
C:\> login God
Password: password
Good Morning God. God is now logged in 12:02:07 AM on Day 1.
C:\> create heaven
'heaven' was created successfully.
C:\> create earth
'earth' was created with errors.
C:\> let there be light
Syntax error.
C:\> set light=true
'light' cannot be set: 'earth' is currently without form and
void.
First attempt to move upon the face of the waters, or consult the help
file for additional information.
C:\> format earth
Now formatting ... 100%
'earth' has been successfully formatted as E:
C:\> move c:\my documents\waters\*.* e:\waters\
'e:\waters\' has been successfully overwritten.
C:\> set light=true
Done.
C:\> set it=good
Done.
C:\> set light=day
Done.
C:\> set darkness=night
Done.
C:\>divide light from darkness
Syntax error.
C:\> set x = darkness / light
CRITICAL ERROR. DIVIDE BY ZERO. SYSTEM IS NOW SHUTTING DOWN.
Welcome to Genesis.
C:\> login God
Password: passwrod
Incorrect Password.
C:\> login God
Password: password
Good Morning God. God is now logged in 12:03:42 AM on Day 2.
*** ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ALL OUTSTANDING PROJECTS ARE DUE AT THE END
OF THE BUSINESS DAY ON FRIDAY, DAY 5.
C:\> create firmament
'firmament' was created successfully.
C:\> let firmament divide waters from waters
Syntax error.
C:\> set x = (UPPER(waters) + LOWER(waters)) / firmament
Done.
C:\> set firmament=heaven
Done.
C:\> set it=good
Done.
C:> logoff
Welcome to Genesis.
C:\> login God
Password: password
Good Morning God. God is now logged in 12:01:23 AM on Day 3.
*** ATTENTION ALL USERS *** OUTSTANDING PROJECTS ARE DUE IN 2
DAYS.
YOUR PASSWORD HAS EXPIRED. PLEASE SET A NEW PASSWORD:
Old Password: password
New Password: omnipotent
Re-type New Password: omnipotent
Your password has been changed successfully.
C:\> set land=dry
Done.
C:\> copy e:\waters\*.* e:\waters\seas\
All of the 'waters' have now been gathered into the 'seas'.
C:\> set it=good
Done.
You have a new message.
C:\> read messages
1 Welcome to Genesis (system)
2 RE: Earth Creation (helpdesk)
C:\> read 2
Hello User:
The system has alerted us that you created the 'earth' a couple of days
ago. Please do not attempt to initiate tasks of this scope without
first notifying the operations staff. There are many other people
attempting to use these systems, and the creation of the 'earth' has
consumed a large amount of our available storage capacity.
Also, please be careful with your system code modifications as there
was a situation which resulted in a divide by zero error that crashed
our entire system, resulting in an unscheduled outage two days
ago.
At the vendor's recommendation, a previously patched copy of the system
was restored from a recent back-up last night, and the integrity of the
data is currently being verified by our support staff. Hopefully, the
data restore doesn't affect your remaining work with the 'earth'
project.
Many thanks,
The Helpdesk
C:\> delete 2
Done.
C:\> create grass
'grass' was created successfully.
C:\> create herb
'herb' was created successfully.
C:\> create seed
'seed' was created successfully.
C:\> create trees
'trees' was created successfully.
C:\> create fruit
'fruit' was created successfully.
C:\> set it=good
Done.
C:> logoff
Welcome to Genesis.
C:\> login God
Password: password
Incorrect Password.
C:\> login God
Password: password
Incorrect Password.
C:\> login God
Password: password
Incorrect Password.
C:\> login God
Password: hell
Incorrect Password.
C:\> login God
Password: DAMN
Incorrect Password.
C:\> login God
Password: DAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMN
Incorrect Password.
C:\> login God
Password: omnipotent
Good Morning God. God is now logged in 12:24:41 AM on Day 4.
*** ATTENTION ALL USERS *** OUTSTANDING PROJECTS ARE DUE IN 1
DAYS.
C:\> make sun
Unknown command 'make'.
C:\> create sun
'sun' was created successfully.
C:\> create moon
'moon' was created successfully.
C:\> create stars
'stars' was created successfully.
You have a new message.
C:\> read messages
1 Welcome to Genesis (system)
2 RE: Recent Modifications (helpdesk)
3 Reminder for Office Picnic this Sunday (human_resources)
C:\> read 2
Hello User:
We've been alerted that you are still making undocumented modifications
to one of our production systems. This organization enjoys a fairly
open policy on what our users are allowed to do, but please keep in
mind that there are other people using these systems. If you do not
stop immediately, we will be forced to revoke your system rights.
There are donuts in the conference room.
Many thanks,
The Helpdesk
C:\> delete 2
Done.
C:\> set it=good
Done.
C:> logoff
Welcome to Genesis.
C:\> login God
Password: omnipotent
Good Morning God. God is now logged in 12:04:52 AM on Day 5.
*** ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ALL OUTSTANDING PROJECTS ARE DUE AT THE END
OF THE BUSINESS DAY TODAY.
You have a new message.
C:\> read messages
1 Welcome to Genesis (system)
2 Reminder for Office Picnic this Sunday (human_resources)
3 Party Hat Designs for Picnic (marketing)
4 Hi Dad!! (jesus@heaven.com)
5 RE: Failed Login Attempts (helpdesk)
C:\> read 5
Hello User:
We've noticed several failed login attempts on your account and wanted
to follow up to be sure that you weren't having any issues.
Also, your new project has nearly consumed all of our available storage
capacity. Please DO NOT create anything else until you discuss the
situation with the operations staff.
The Helpdesk
C:\> delete 5
Done.
C:\> create fowl
'fowl' was created successfully.
C:\> create whales
'whales' was created successfully.
C:\> set it=good
Done.
C:> logoff
Welcome to Genesis.
C:\> login God
Password: omnipotent
Good Morning God. God is now logged in 12:07:17 AM on Day 6.
*** ATTENTION ALL USERS *** OUTSTANDING PROJECTS ARE DUE IN -1
DAYS.
C:\> create cattle
'cattle' was created successfully.
C:\> create creeping_things
'creeping_things' was created successfully.
C:\> create beasts
'beasts' was created successfully.
C:\> set it=good
Done.
C:\> create man from me.image
'man' was created with errors.
C:\> create woman from man.brain
'brain' is not a valid property for 'man'.
C:\> create woman from man.logic, man.reason
'logic' 'reason' cannot be applied to 'woman'.
C:\> create woman from man.heart
Incompatible file format.
C:\> create woman from man.rib
'woman' was created successfully.
C:\> set it=good
Done.
C:\> set man=dominion(fish, fowl, cattle, creeping_things)
WARNING: Overriding the default settings may cause a systems
failure.
Are you sure that you want to apply these settings (Y/N)? Y
Settings have been applied.
C:\> run go_forth_and_multiply.exe
Program started, but with errors.
**ATTENTION USER*** DUE TO REPEATED SYSTEM ACCESS VIOLATIONS, YOUR
CURRENT SESSION HAS BEEN TERMINATED AND YOUR ACCOUNT HAS BEEN LOCKED
OUT. PLEASE CALL THE HELPDESK ON MONDAY BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 6 AM AND 7
PM TO RE-ENABLE YOUR ACCOUNT. THE HELPDESK WILL BE CLOSED ON SUNDAY FOR
THE OFFICE PICNIC AND WILL NOT BE RETURNING ANY CALLS.
** USER SESSION TERMINATED Saturday, Day 6 AT 11:17:42 PM **
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