The "Guest at the Table" is an artificial personality named Bud. You can chat with him by typing text into the bottom field, and then clicking the "Send" button. Alternatively, you may simply press the enter key after typing your text. Due to his size, Bud may require a few moments to download.

Bud typically does not like to be interrupted, and will probably insult you. Please do not follow any advice that Bud may dispense. This program is provided for entertainment purposes only, and should not be taken too seriously.